Cat Worship Me – Canvas Tote Bag

$23.99 CAD

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You can choose two backs.

  1. Front Side: Thou Shalt Worship Only Me  Felines 20:3-5   Back Side: Tax the Churches, Feed the Cats

  2. Front Side: Thou Shalt Worship Only Me  Felines 20:3-5   Back Side:  Feed the Cats or Face their Wrath

You may call yourself an atheist, non-believer, or none, but let’s be real. You do worship your cat!

You think the cat loves you, but the cat only thinks of you as the plebe who gets them their food. They are the god, you are the follower, and like most followers you don’t know when you will be smited or loved by your god.

Get this canvas tote for yourself, or a buddy who is in the same boat. Announce who you really worship, no shame or judgement given.

This canvas tote bag will be the best companion on weekly shopping trips and beach days.

.: Material: 10oz./yd² natural cotton canvas fabric
.: One size: 18″ x 15″ (45.7cm x 38.1cm)
.: Easy-carry handles and spacious unfoldable bottom gusset
.: There are prints on both sides

Back

Tax the Church

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Face their Wrath

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