Leguminati Pledge – Kitchen Towel

Elevate your kitchen decor with these vibrant tea towels featuring The Leguminati Pledge.

Have you heard about the Illuminati? Well, the Leguminati are even more powerful and are slowly taking over the world. So join them by buying this kitchen towel and taking the pledge.

The Leguminati are secret keepers of the pulse-based prophecy. They walk among us, quietly spreading the gospel of lentils, chickpeas, and black beans. Their mission? To enlighten humanity with the power of plant-based protein and the ancient art of slow simmering.

Perfect for plant-based enthusiasts and home cooks who appreciate the power of lentils, chickpeas, and black beans. Ideal for adding a touch of whimsy and plant-based inspiration to your cooking space . Great for eco-conscious consumers and those who love to entertain during vegan holidays or dinner parties.

The Leguminati Pledge

Oh wise and benevolent Leguminati.
We pledge our loyalty to the sacred pulse,
To the humble bean, the mighty pea, and
the whispered wisdom of the lentil.
We vow to seek the hidden hummus within the fridge,
To spread the stealthy split pea soup recipe
and destroy our carnivore enemy,
Parlay peanut butter into our daily lives,
And to embrace the black bean brownie without fear.
We acknowledge your mission, to nourish our bodies,
Heal our planet, and trick us into eating fiber.
May our guts flourish, our crops replenish, and
Our farts be powerful yet dignified.

In legumes we trust.
May beans be with you!

These beautiful canvas/linen pieces can be hung on the wall, or draped over furniture.

Care instructions
For first washing, rinse separately from other laundry with cold water. Following the rinse, run a normal cycle with cold water and detergent. Machine dry on high. Wash normally in cold water for subsequent washings. Can be dry cleaned. Do not bleach.

.: Cotton Linen Canvas – 68% cotton/32% linen
.: One size: 16.75″ × 25″
.: One-sided print