Leguminati Tote Bag

Elevate your veggie haul with this vibrant super strong tote featuring The Leguminati Pledge.

Have you heard about the Illuminati? Well, the Leguminati are even more powerful, and are slowly taking over the world. So join them by buying this bag and taking the pledge.

The Leguminati Pledge

Oh wise and benevolent Leguminati.
We pledge our loyalty to the sacred pulse,
To the humble bean, the mighty pea, and
the whispered wisdom of the lentil.
We vow to seek the hidden hummus within the fridge,
To spread the stealthy split pea soup recipe
and destroy our carnivore enemy,
Parlay peanut butter into our daily lives,
And to embrace the black bean brownie without fear.
We acknowledge your mission, to nourish our bodies,
Heal our planet, and trick us into eating fiber.
May our guts flourish, our crops replenish, and
Our farts be powerful yet dignified.

In legumes we trust.
May beans be with you!

This bag is designed, printed and sewn in Canada!

Easy Care

One layer of 100% polyester textured canvas means it’s easy to care for your basic tote. Throw it in the washer and dryer and it’s ready to go again! Use cold water.