Pseudoscience Organ Donor – Alternative Facts
$30.99 CAD
Pseudoscience Organ Donor T-Shirt
Give the gift of reason — one organ at a time.
This shirt is for those who’ve had enough of detox myths, homeopathic cures, and astrological nonsense. Featuring a bold front that reads “Pseudoscience Organ Donor that supports alternative facts”, and a hilarious back listing of each “donated” organ — from the Liver (for Ayurvedic detoxing) to the Spine (for Chakra alignment) — it’s the perfect mix of critical thinking and dark humor.
Front: Pseudoscience Organ Donor – My body supports alternative facts
Back: Pseudoscience Organ Donor – Organs Available
Liver for Ayurvedic detoxing: Bladder for Homeopathic dilutions: Lungs to enhance Chi flow study: Eyes to seek Astrological insight: Brain to enlighten the Soul: Spine to train Chakra alignment
Made with soft, breathable cotton that survives even the most intense debates. Wear it to skeptic meetups, science festivals, or anywhere pseudoscience thrives and watch the conversations spark.
• Unisex fit
• Designed for rational minds with a sense of humor
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 |
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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| $400.01 and above | $85.00 |
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