Flying Spaghetti Monster Tote Bag
$28.99 CAD
9 in stock
The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) was created as a parody religion to demonstrate that divinity is in one’s imagination. We can all participate in ritual, fun and ethical behavior. Many atheist and humanist groups from around the world have taken up the call from the Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Carry your stuff proudly in this 100% polyester textured canvas. It withstands everyday use while looking great. This tote carries a lot of noodles and sauce! Introduce the FSM prayers everywhere you go!
You can visit the official FSM site HERE
This FSM tote includes a humanist prayer on one side to those who need to be reminded of why we worship the noodly one.
A Prayer to Thy Noodly Goodness
Oh Flying Spaghetti Monster,
In your infinite noodliness,
We gather under the warmth of your al dente embrace,
Grateful for the hearty balls of wisdom you bestow.
May your pasta strands entwine us in kindness,
And your marinara of compassion pour over us all.
Grant us the strength to boil with patience,
And to rise, like garlic bread, in the face of challenges.
We ask not for divine intervention,
But for the courage to stir the sauce of our own lives,
To season it with respect, reason, and responsibility.
Let us embrace all people, from penne to farfalle,
With the understanding,
That we are all part of the same great pasta pot.
R’amen.
This bag is designed, printed and sewn in Canada!
Easy Care
One layer of 100% polyester textured canvas means it’s easy to care for your basic tote. Throw it in the washer and dryer and it’s ready to go again! Use cold water.
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